aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

(via dirtroadswhiskeydreams)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via rain-force)

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via the-redneck-sideofme)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

(via tyrabanker)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via xaintseenmecrazyyet)

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via unpopuler)

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